She wipes custard off her ample cleavage, so @Sara

She wipes custard off her ample cleavage, so @SarahKellyxxx fills her panties with soup! Eww!… https://t.co/7fXJyFXzTW

  • 11h

    Several buckets of sticky gunge would help! Honest?!?

  • 12h

    Just been on the local news sponsored the Blackpool airshow but! Visitors on rail had i… https://t.co/wdQo9o08ti

  • 15h

    Shame! We will find a way. Keep talking and making noises, that way I won't forget.

  • 15h

    Hair clean?

  • 15h

    11 tweeps followed (thank you!) and 3 unfollowed (goodbye!) me in the past day. Thank you https://t.co/obyyTKr60g.

  • 15h

    NNNNOOO! Have a nice time.

  • 17h

    Class answer - has me in stitches laughing.

  • 17h

    Did you find out it was them?

  • 17h

    Your neighbour is having pizza, they asked me to let you know!

  • 17h

    Hmm? Please don't book until 15 mins in advance - as we may or may not be running!