She wipes custard off her ample cleavage, so @SarahKellyxxx fills her panties with soup! Eww!… https://t.co/7fXJyFXzTW
Several buckets of sticky gunge would help! Honest?!?
Just been on the local news sponsored the Blackpool airshow but! Visitors on rail had i… https://t.co/wdQo9o08ti
Shame! We will find a way. Keep talking and making noises, that way I won't forget.
11 tweeps followed (thank you!) and 3 unfollowed (goodbye!) me in the past day. Thank you https://t.co/obyyTKr60g.
NNNNOOO! Have a nice time.
Class answer - has me in stitches laughing.
Did you find out it was them?
Your neighbour is having pizza, they asked me to let you know!
Hmm? Please don't book until 15 mins in advance - as we may or may not be running!