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RT @CaucasianJames: *gets lap dance from stripper* me: so what are we

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    RT: you know why people overshare on the internet? because it’s like screaming into the void plus validation. like if the voi…

  • 22 Jul

    RT: Yeah, I'm a Gamer Games Are My Everything Rebecca I'm so sorry you had to find out this way I still love you but I do…

  • 22 Jul

    RT: I was on the Moon! https://t.co/6Nb2cQVU32

  • 22 Jul

    RT: Welcome to Twitter. You better be hot or funny.

  • 21 Jul

    RT: imagine your pre-written destiny is working at chick-fil-a https://t.co/j62qnaehqE

  • 21 Jul

    RT: Couple unexpectedly delivers baby at Chick-fil-A; baby will get free Chick-fil-A food for life and guaranteed job at 14 https://t…

  • 21 Jul

    RT: 🗣WHO CAN RELATE https://t.co/TWt5XWX7mQ

  • 20 Jul

    RT: [party] Carl (who never finished his masters): hey everyone Me: BRR FEELS LIKE THE ROOM JUST WENT DOWN A DEGREE LOL Carl…

  • 20 Jul

    RT: millennials killed: the diamond industry baby boomers killed: the housing market video killed: the radio star