RT @explodedsoda: Coworker: "Whoa. Github has a bu

RT @explodedsoda: Coworker: "Whoa. Github has a bug. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ is πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ like, I can't get man shrugging." Me: "Sounds like a feature to me."

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    Life comes at us fast

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    This is how every sci-fi movie ever starts

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    "hey I know I'm just in here supposed to be making you well and all but I can't seem to tell your tendons apart fro… https://t.co/Bb4KgcO6Sp

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    I think this is the most tweet ever

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    Like the one I'm on has a potential side effect of "tendon ruptures" WHAT THE FUCK?

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    Related there are some antibiotics out there that can fuck you up just as bad as what you have.

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    I'm paying for it. Not gonna lie. Passed out when we got home.

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    Bronchitis ain't no joke yall