RT @explodedsoda: Coworker: "Whoa. Github has a bug. 🤷♂️ is 🤷♀️ like, I can't get man shrugging." Me: "Sounds like a feature to me."
RT: Related: https://t.co/1YoPjVWN5B
Life comes at us fast
This is how every sci-fi movie ever starts
"hey I know I'm just in here supposed to be making you well and all but I can't seem to tell your tendons apart fro… https://t.co/Bb4KgcO6Sp
I think this is the most tweet ever
Like the one I'm on has a potential side effect of "tendon ruptures" WHAT THE FUCK?
Related there are some antibiotics out there that can fuck you up just as bad as what you have.
I'm paying for it. Not gonna lie. Passed out when we got home.
Bronchitis ain't no joke yall