*incredulously* "Dragon Poet Club?!"
"the main thing I'm feeling is apprehension about, like, the future at any moment past this second I'm in right now"
"and then i look at myself in the mirror in the morning and i think, you didn't get any sleep last night not becaus… https://t.co/weV2zrlCHa
*angrily* "i could have been a ballerina?!? do you know how different my life would be?!?"
maybe adulthood begins the first time you experience something which makes you believe the world is unreliable
learning to walk with my head up instead of staring at my feet has taught me the necessity of accepting the possibi… https://t.co/5Jb2M0KKfV
summer tunes!! When I Was Done Dying by Dan Deacon https://t.co/q2fKL2B6jO
u ever feel like the CVS brand version of urself
"im going to smoke some real weed you fucking poser"
im doing this new cleanse where the only thing I consume is condensation i lick off bottles and cups and such
I've lived on so many hills and frankly im sick of it
"that's the thing about my ex tho like he was so smart and so successful and came from a good family and it was just like.... 'fuck you.'"
i do feel like existence is embarrassing
u ever think "why did i just do that?" after u do something embarrassing, like i just thought "why do I exist? this is so embarrassing"
"let's not assume things" "oh, I'm assuming"
"it sucks because, like, i don't wanna buy you ketchup every month."
"i think my mom kept my teeth for a while and then she was like '... this is a little weird.'"
"oh you think you're smarter than us? we're the tooth fairy, bitch" -my parents probably when i tried to trick the… https://t.co/Tt5azirfRA
"i get that this is a big deal for you but i need you to understand that this is weird for me" -on sharing a birt… https://t.co/OylfSSf9Z4