it's just a fat sea bug that you boiled alive okay

it's just a fat sea bug that you boiled alive okay. relax.

  • 8h

    RT: as someone named Abdul i’ll never understand what it’s like to be generalized by the actions of a few. must be rough, thank you…

  • 16 Feb

    RT: Yeah that should fix the problem. https://t.co/caQuXBQSpi

  • 15 Feb

    it's just a fat sea bug that you boiled alive okay. relax.

  • 15 Feb

    "first of all, you just slid across the water sideways.... like..... that's not even the way it's supposed to go" -jahfari on surfing

  • 1 Feb

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  • 1 Feb

    "do you wanna know? do you wanna know what those two girls do with that one cup?"

  • 1 Feb

    "*exasperated* fuck america--it doesn't work"

  • 31 Jan

    I'm at a place in my life where i say things like "i need to go get my Sriracha chicken from the closet" so that's good probably

  • 31 Jan

    thought I was out of clean underwear but then i found one last pair and it's not a hideous one so yeah you could sa… https://t.co/tPhHE8j6It