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Pretty outside + Ugly inside = No bueno. Throw it back.
Twitter is Wisdom Central. Get it while it's hot.
RT: Your arrogance lacks validity.
You don't need a real man just a stuffed animal to cuddle wuddle with.
RT: Other than me or yourself, who is the most overrated twitter account?
RT: Pro Tip - don't look smelly.
RT: Hey lady, my eyes are up here
RT: They say you make time for what's important and i'm starting to think i'm a pretty shitty person
RT: I do a really good job of not excelling at anything.
RT: Life: great comedy, terrible porno.
RT: It's all fun and games till someone on Facebook recognises you from Twitter.
RT: Balls so blue they write sad break up songs.
RT: I put a lot of time into each tweet. At least a minute or so. I use my computer, I'm a slow typist.
RT: Be sure to take this shit too seriously.
RT: I was prepared to do what it takes but not take what you do.
RT: I'm 57 so I did the math and figure I have about 8 more years of tweets about how shitty my lunch is at work left in me.
RT: He died doing what he loved most. Lying to his wife.