RT @GingerHotDish: Command me like you’re planning an invasion.
-How to feed a giraffe https://t.co/HTuRqkFAmD
Her prospective attorney advised her he would waive his standard fee and represent her pro boner.
RT: "She's still typing... why is she still typing?"-men everywhere, all the time
I don't have any dick pics because I know what it looks like.
RT: Nothing makes my panties drop quite like a man who gets easily offended by a joke
RT: the birds are singing 'fuck its monday'
You wear your alleged Insanity like a badge of honor...
RT: Welcome to the Midwest, single ladies. Every dude between the ages of 25-35 already has 6 kids.
RT: Just accused my 4yr old of being “a real pill,” so now I guess have to figure out how I’ll fix her wagon without feeding…
RT: Survey says.... Fuck Off