RT @GingerHotDish: Command me like you’re planning an invasion.
People become visibly upended & upset when you don't remember them. I'm sorry, but you just weren't that impressive… https://t.co/wEOTE4Mh9p
Let me me clear, my typos, and boy do I have a lot of them, are strictly for artistic purposes, emphasis or simply… https://t.co/RyQhkXkZC5
Many have lost their jobs, their families and their dignity overdosing on the nefarious digital opiate that is Twit… https://t.co/P8IAb3wQpv
Pretty outside + Ugly inside = No bueno. Throw it back.
Twitter is Wisdom Central. Get it while it's hot.
RT: Your arrogance lacks validity.
You don't need a real man just a stuffed animal to cuddle wuddle with.
RT: Other than me or yourself, who is the most overrated twitter account?
RT: Pro Tip - don't look smelly.
RT: Hey lady, my eyes are up here