RT @GingerHotDish: Command me like you’re planning

RT @GingerHotDish: Command me like you’re planning an invasion.

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    -How to feed a giraffe https://t.co/HTuRqkFAmD

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    Her prospective attorney advised her he would waive his standard fee and represent her pro boner.

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    RT: "She's still typing... why is she still typing?"-men everywhere, all the time

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    I don't have any dick pics because I know what it looks like.

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    RT: Nothing makes my panties drop quite like a man who gets easily offended by a joke

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    RT: the birds are singing 'fuck its monday'

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    You wear your alleged Insanity like a badge of honor...

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    RT: Welcome to the Midwest, single ladies. Every dude between the ages of 25-35 already has 6 kids.

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    RT: Just accused my 4yr old of being “a real pill,” so now I guess have to figure out how I’ll fix her wagon without feeding…

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    RT: Survey says.... Fuck Off